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Whats going on. Today I went to pick up the Bang Bus and met this valet guy I've known for a while. When I asked him if he wants to get behind of wheel of the legendary ride he said he is totally cool with that. He was a nice guy though. Anyway, that was some other dude I was suppose to pick up, an old friend of mine Commando or simply The puck". This Cuban guy was excited about fucking some girl inside of the van so we got him on board. Today SoBe female locals and visitors weren't quite friendly to us. Still trying to figure out why they all had such an attitude towards us. Maybe because… the Spring Break was over and every happy individual who got laid during this event went back home and everyone who wasn't that lucky for whatever reason stayed in Miami all mad and shit. Seems like those were the ones we were trying to talk with. So after I was about to waste my last tape on filming those Miami losers we met a hot Lily. She was looking for an apartment on the beach for some decent price. I told her that it would be a pleasure to help her out and take her on the tour so she could check out her future neighborhood. She was so hot. I offered her a $100 so she could show her undies. She did. Then $200 for showing her boobs. 300$ for mooning. She had no problems doing that either. Well I ended up "spending" an over a GRAND. If you at least have graduated from the elementary school it would be easy for you to calculate what she agreed to do for this amount of money. The drop off took place by the condo building I was telling her about. As she got off ........ oh just imagine this irresistible smell of the burning rubber of the condoms and the Bang Bus tires.
