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“Chuleta” means chopped-up in Spanish. In Dominican spanglish this is how they say pork chops. “Bajita” means shortee. aka short girl. Thats my negro Americano interpretation of the words at least. So for the duration of this next Toticos Dominican porn video girl update I playfully referred to this chica as Chuleta (porkchop) I’m bad I know… I first met Chuleta at Rumba bar on a hot afternoon about 6 months ago. I had an evening date with Sunshine planned but took her home with me anyway because, well… she was there basically and I had a few hours to spare. And her booty shorts and big lips… were talking to me and she smiled back when I smiled. That’s really all the “game” it takes here in Sosua, which is good for a square ass computer nerd like me. Here is a pic of when I first took her back to my place 6 months ago: My house in Sosua got robbed about a week after this photo above was taken but I think she had nothing to do with this, it’s just 3rd world DR life… some lowlife is always watching you enter/exit your casa especially in Sosua, and I got caught slipping. Anyhow This Chuleta girl has some of the biggest lips (labias grandes) on a Dominican porn girl I have ever seen. You typically don’t see them that big unless they are on a Haitian or African, or one of Obama’s kinfolks from Hawaii. They’re big. Very big. She’s also short, thick in the right places, and has very small girly features… ie: small hands/feet etc. Feels real good to have her bite-size package curled up next to you in the fetal position in bed when you wake up in the morning. Anyhow fast-forward from our first encounter to around Super Bowl time… I saw her out with all the other Sosua girls getting that fast money from the out of towners. Chuleta/porkchop had butt-length wavy hair extensions back then that looked gorgeous, a new laptop, blackberry, clothes… this girl was “getting it in” during super bowl time like the rest of the Sosua chicas. Back then I pitched the idea of doing a video for my Toticos Dominican porn site and she told me “es poquito dinero papi” (a few hundred bucks… huh?) and kinda brushed me off in favor of some big thugs wearing throwback football jerseys and shiny nikes. Actually, that’s putting it nicely, pork chop actually told me I was “loco” then hung up on me. And Dominicanas rarely hang up the phone on guys/tricks/clients as none of us work with feelings here, we just live and fuck for the moment. Anyhow, the fast money weekend millionaires from New York were in town spending money like water during super bowl week… And although they all are in general super cheapy-cheap with the DR girls there was enough punters in circulation to keep a girls purse full, so long as she kept on humping sparks out her ass nonstop. Don’t expect to get a girlfriend experience during Superbowl week, expect a 10 minute pump and dump… I opted to pass and went out of town for that week to Santo Domingo. And just for the record this is the worst time of the year to visit Sosua. The dudes outnumber the girls like 20 to 1, no thanks. Getting back to the story, as you can imagine once all these negroes with NY Yankees ballcaps get back on JetBlue flight#800 something to JFK airport… Sosua is going to dry up again, and things get back to the way they were before the seasonal influx. If you guys ever wonder why there are so many videos of Marlen in the members area its because of 2 things, one I really enjoy fucking her, and two… she has enough business/common sense to realize fast nickels beat a slow dime… So her first few Toticos movies were made during the super bowl hype when this girl Chuleta and a few others turned me down for video work. Hey, it happens more often than you think in the porn biz… you get at least an 85% rejection rate at first, which rapidly decreases around the time of them month then rent is due and the fridge is empty. This brings up another issue, some fellas be inboxing me asking how come I don’t pickup “good girls” working as cajas (cashiers) in grocery stores, bank tellers, college students, etc… well my answer to that is simple… “If she ain’t hoeing, I ain’t going“. and that’s putting it nicely. I only fucks with girls who are already in the game. This internet porn shit is just another facet of street life, with a camera and a computer added to the mix. And there are many reasons for me loving street girls aside from the overall fun-factor of pounding on super-whore pussy… the sex is way better and we don’t have shit to say to one another other than “SINGAME!” (fuck me!) and it just kicks ass. Light years ahead of so-called relationships. So yeah man… My bros, I don’t have the time to “turn out” and convert some square ass churchgoing schoolgirl bitch who is on the so-called right track (according to who?) into an amateur Dominican porn star on Toticos. Its too labor intensive, and remember I am a lazy coon. I want a bad-ass bitch that’s already in the game, with 10 toes down, not someone who is pussyfooting on the fence about doing a silly porn video that will soon be forgotten in a few weeks/months when a new batch of girls is at the top of the web page. So that’s why. You get who is easiest and most accessible for me to work with. sometimes you get 10s, sometimes you get 1s, but regardless you’re getting a girl that’s got her mind right and is in the game to win the game. And there you go. I noticed when I first asked Chuleta about the porn video, she didn’t give me a hard “no”, it was more or less a soft no, with a money/time issue, so I figured she would be good to go later on down the road and here she is today, on my sofa making her Dominican ass do the bankhead bounce while Rihanna plays in the background… its good when you live in Sosua and have time on your side. Getting back to this week, I saw Chuleta at Winner’s Circle in the daytime last Sunday afternoon sitting alone. I stopped to talk to her for a bit and she asked why I never call her anymore… I reminded her about the me being crazy/loco thing and we had a few laughs. I set an appointment with her in my phone for the following weekend then picked her up as promised. I always follow through with my word. And she was good in bed for a short afternoon session, very good actually. She passed her 2nd Shimmy audition. We discussed the video thing again and she told me she could really use the money now etc, etc (can’t we all) and she wanted to do it right then and there on the spot. I declined her because I always like for girls to think/sleep on doing porn movies in advance before taking the money and running with it, as it helps to avoid future repercussions. The ideal porn girl is independent, makes her own money, has a stable of tricks that pay her well and support her lifestyle, and doesn’t give 2 shits what anyone thinks of her. That’s the kinda thoroughbred bad-ass bitches I look for when making movies, real money hungry go-getters that fuck like animals and put on a good show for the money. So I says to my future Dominican porn starlet Chuleta go to the Salon next weekend, fix yer fried hair and I’ll pick you up and we’ll do it then. And this was yesterday. I show up as promised, she’s done in the salon, and we head out for adventure. I ended up teaching her how to drive stick-shift like Natacha, and also took her to the store to get a new outfit and panties. It helps to make a chica feel good and confident when she has new threads on her. A little goes a long way here… and then she ended up cooking me Spagetti and pork chops. Which was cool because I haven’t had a DR girl cook for me for almost a year… and that chica was 1/2 Brazilian (Michele I miss you!)… anyhow. After dinner we were so exhausted from overeating and riding with the top down in my car (mucho sun) that we decided to shower up and have an early evening nap in my bedroom surround by 4 fans blowing at max speed to cool us off. Here are a few video screen-caps from earlier in the day. I always try to do my videos “documentary style” and show the whole pickup story in my fuck flicks, its just my style of filming so you can see these are real 3-dimensional characters not some made up shit… I keeps it 100 always and everything on this site is the real deal: So after dinner we woke up around 10pm and she gave me some of that good little Totico of hers and that knocked me out again for a few hours. I think around 3am we woke up, she cleaned the kitchen and living room while I fucked with my camera and lit up the room as best as I could, and proceeded to do our little homemade fuck flick after our warmup session in bed earlier that evening. I asked Chuleta what her favorite song to dance to is, and she mentioned she liked Rihanna… I just had her search on youtube for some music and she selected “Birthday Sex”. Not even sure who sings that one, but she shaked her ass real good to it and stripped, teased, and sucked my dick while it played. She gave me head for a long time sucking dick for at least 15 minutes straight cause the youtube kept buffering her music and I hit replay once (heheh!) … finally my slow 3rd world internet connection paid some dividends. There are a few more screen captures from the video here. After that I set the cam on the tripod and let nature take its course. After doing Dominican porn movies and every other ethnic girl niche of porn movies for so many years I tend to fuck like the cameras not even there. Seriously I’m not even thinking about it or looking at it, and neither was she unless it was in my hands and 6 inches from her face. And this is what makes for a natural real amateur homemade porn video. There’s more dick-sucking, doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and whatever else I could think of in this video with Chuleta… she can take a hard dick pounding and rides dick like a stripper. Picture an off-balance washing machine on spin cycle. And to top it all off she finished by sucking me off and let me cum in her mouth which felt very nice with her big wet Dominican lips wrapped around my dick. I love how at the end of the video she opens her mouth wide to show off all the baby batter she ingested just for your personal entertainment, so enjoy. She swallowed all the cum right in front of me and licked her lips with a big smile, it was very cool. This was a good fun video to do and I will likely book her again for a repeat visit down the road. Video will be live in the members area in about 72hrs, just gotta transfer it off my cameras, edit, upload, yadayada… enjoy. – Shimmy
