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Fools is trippin lately in Sosua, although its currently “high season” for tourism that’s got little to do with it. Sosua is just like the wild west and always has been, and for those of you that don’t know many of the girls on Toticos are street girls from there. Anything goes in Sosua, and I do mean anything. There has been price gouging going on since new years on everything from sandwiches, internet cafes, massages to rental cars and i can’t really fuck with it. The best inflation story was from my massage girl I’ve been seeing for almost a year now, who bumped her prices up 25% due to… the “increased cost of electricity”. I was like yo you’re a fucking massage girl in a shack on the side of the road, why do you need electricity… heh. I lived in “the Su” for almost a year and the final straw was having my house broken into and my big-ass Canon camera stolen. I am still looking for that fool to this day. The problem with Sosua is you’re always being watched/observed by shady hawk-eyed mutherfuckers at least 100% of the time. Could be your Motoconcho guy, maid, girl, security guard (lol) who knows, who cares… you’re a foreigner and you’re on the fucking hit list. Whatever you’ve got has been carefully inventoried and calculated, your routine is monitored with a spreadsheet practically, as well as the circle of friends and associates you have. One reason why i dont have any fucking friends by choice Despite this, many guys think the pussy is worth the hassles of Sosua life. The constant bombardment of hearing fat clowns on every street-corner yelling “Change!” (currency exchange) and little kids begging. old women begging. everyone looking all fucked up around you being professional victims… once you leave that town most of that shit disappears, but few ever experience the rest of the DR if they’re just here for a few days to fuck hoes and leave. The ‘weekend millionaires’ from new york and Chicago come into town (and are cheap as fuck with the girls) and rent villas and gas guzzling SUVs and drink like toilets have no clue what the rest of the country is like. they don’t know a lick of mutherfucking Spanish other than “hola” and they get on my fuckin nerves too. Also as for website updates/progress on my end, realize this is a 3rd world fucking country. the power is constantly going out, interrupting my uploads and whatnot. not to mention there was a mutherfucking earthquake here that made my house jump off the ground yesterday. That, and like I said many of the girls are living high on the hog now because there’s an influx of nappy headed kneegrows in town for the super bowl season and they got better options than shooting a video with me for a few hundred bucks (so they think) but those fools will soon be back on jetblue or whatever bird they flew in on and shit will get back to normal here when they are back at their jobs slaving away at the post office, police station, or whatever little bullshit ass job they might have back in the states. Make sure you send your chicas western unions on time, papi. I might bring my camera to a few of these big pool parties and clubs just to show you guys what its like in Sosua for those of you who never been, or have gotten a filtered down version of what really goes down on youtube or some bullshit ass forum that I’m probably banned from (and i think I’ve been banned from all of them for speaking my mind). My latest Toticos girly update is 93 minutes long, I called up Sunshine to shoot another DVD and we ended up drinking, fucking, talking shit about Sosua drama, and fucking some more all night long followed to the next morning. Nothings better than candid interviews powered by carlo rossi my man. This actually was my favorite video with Sunshine out of the 3 we’ve already done. What can I say, I just like this chick. In a world where you’re constantly being manipulated by girls who want to fuck you and get in your pockets its good to meet a cool chick that’s upfront and honest about her intentions, without the manipulation. Another thing I want to get on is the whole payment thing for girls. My logic has always been “if you ain’t got no money, take yo broke ass home”. real talk. I always pay girls well, I’m not a cheapskate and never had a rep for being one. And girls love me for this shit, rightfully so… i believe in paying for what has intrinsic value to me. yet niggas here often talk shit about me “messing it up” for the rest of them. Well fuck yall kneegrows, crackers, and other miscellaneous whoremongers. What I pay a girl is my business, my money… I don’t care if you had her ass for less and fucked her 18 times last night. Congratulations mutherfucker, do you want me to bake you some oatmeal raisin cookies? I’m not one of you old ass generic viagra popping over the hill fuckboy farts, I actually scratch out a living fucking with my girls and I treat them well, feed them well, and pay them well. Treat a whore like a lady, you know. Try it sometimes you might just be surprised. Me and Sunshine laugh our asses off about you fools… enjoy the Toticos update, more Dominican porn on the way… laters Shimmy
