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There is a LOT of Haitian girls in the DR selling their ass (mostly to Germans, Italians, and French Canadians) so I thought I would put this Haitian chick up on Toticos this week to see how things would play out with a gringo/negro sex tourist, yours truly. A lot of the bros tend to steer clear of the Haitian prostitutes and for a few good reasons… the language barrier (french/creole) and general compliance issues that come when 2 darkies bump heads. Niggas just can’t seem to get along with one another. And since dominicans are in denial about their blackness, well… they just make better… overall hookers for the average black guy on vacation, nuff’ said. As for Farrah from Haiti… I had some compliance issues with this little black runt, and things did not go as smoothly as with most other (dominican) video chicks. Even though I’m paying this chick she is attempting to run the show and call the shots, which doesn’t fly in my house. Telling me what she can’t and won’t do, etc, etc… Lots of stop and go (which means means more video editing work for me, and “I don’t like that shit” like Rico said in belly. On some other silly shit, this chick is wearing a little burlap rope around her waist with a AAA battery attached to it the entire time. She says it’s for her pain. And she has a little public hair stubble patch just beneath her belly button that she refuses to shave cause she says thats for her familys luck. I wish I was making this shit up. Hygeine man, damn… So anyhow on the bright side, Farrah is just a mere 81 lbs which is her saving grace, and she’s a shortee. She makes my dick look and feel huge. You can really stretch out this little pygmy spinner and make her genuinely squeal on every stroke when you pump her. Had to put a little lotion on my condom or this clearly wasn’t going to work. And when you put her doggystyle she puts her little legs inside of yours the proper way (some bigger girls like to put their legs on the outside of yours and I hate that shit!). So yeah thats about all I can remember from last week when I filmed this one. I’m a bit late in uploading this episode to the site cause I was sick as a goddam dog the very next day after working with this chick. She didn’t give me an STD or anything cause I fucked her with a condom, hell that would have been an easy fix… instead I got some sort of ebola virus flu shit that took me like a week to shake. Insanely high fevers, sweats, chills, fatigue, no appetite, muscle pains… and basically having no strength at all for like a week. I shit you not it would hurt for me to raise my hand nigga. I spent a fucking fortune at the pharmacy here knocking that shit outta my system. So word to the wise this may be the hidden cost of doing business with haitian hookers who only fuck european sex tourists with weird strains of shit in their system latent. At least most dominican street hookers in sosua are fucking niggers from america, and we all got immunized back in our school days. So whatever I’m not hating. I like em’ all. Its black history month so go out there and get yourself some brown punanny, or join Toticos it’s the next best thing. You don’t wanna be me it’s safer to watch it on TV
